一个令人尴尬的笑话英语(最令人尴尬的笑话英文)

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1.(My classmates came to my home for the first time to have dinner. The atmosphere at the table was relaxed. I pampered and said, "Dad, I'm not full!" My classmates naturally took my empty bowl, filled it with rice and handed it over, and then I will never forget it in my life... My father's hand in the air and my mother's solemn expression!)

同学第一次来我家吃饭，饭桌气氛很轻松，我撒娇道：爸爸，我没吃饱！同学很自然的拿过我的空碗，盛上米饭又递过来，然后我一辈子也忘不了……我爸停在空中的手和我妈凝重的表情！

2.（People in our neighborhood are saying bad things about Lao Gao. It's a real wrongdoing to him. In fact, Lao Gao is a good man. He is also my son's lifesaver. Last month, my son had an accident and needed blood transfusion. My blood type didn't match my son's. At the moment of crisis, thanks to Gao's stepping up and donating more than 1,000 milliliters of blood, my son's life was saved.）

同学第一次来我家吃饭，饭桌气氛很轻松，我撒娇道：爸爸，我没吃饱！同学很自然的拿过我的空碗，盛上米饭又递过来，然后我一辈子也忘不了……我爸停在空中的手和我妈凝重的表情！

3.（The wife called and said, "Husband, I'm sorry." "..." "In fact, all along, in love with you, I also love another man, he accompanied me more time than you, I go shopping with him, he can satisfy my desire every time, but this time no good." "Look at what, how much difference do you say, don't talk about your father."）

老婆来电，说：“老公，对不起。”“。。。”“其实一直以来，在爱你的同时，我还深爱另一个男人，他陪我的时间比你还多，我逛街都带着他，他每次都能满足我的欲望，但是这次不行了。”“看上什么了，差多少你直说，别拿你爸说事儿。”

4.（Early this morning, my father suddenly gave me an intellectual question: "You have ten lanes in front of you, nine of which are equipped with killing organs, how do you want to survive?" I shook my head. Father calmly said, "It's easy to find the right lane."）

今天一大早父亲突然给我出了个智力题：“你面前有十条巷子，其中九条都布置了杀人的机关，你要怎么做才能活下去？”我摇摇头。父亲平静地说：“很简单，找对巷。”

5.（In the evening, when I got home, my father called me to watch TV with him. As a result, he opened the gourd doll and looked at it. I said it was boring to watch it now. I went to sleep. He glared at me and said, Sit and watch! When I saw seven gourds, I called Grandpa and Grandpa at the same time. Grandpa. At that time, my dad was always responding to that. This forced marriage has entered another realm!）

晚上，回到家，老爸喊我过去陪他看电视。结果他打开了葫芦娃看，我说现在看没意思了，睡去了。他瞪了我一眼，说，坐着看！当看到七个葫芦同时喊爷爷爷爷。。爷爷。。的时候，我爸一直在那哎哎哎的应着。。这逼婚都进入了另一个境界了！

6.（Last year, I just changed my job and had an early meeting on my first day at the company. The manager said, "The company's air conditioner is broken. It's hot recently. You can wear less clothes and wear less clothes... Especially female comrades, don't get heatstroke. Suddenly I felt that the company was not in vain.）

去年刚跳槽，去公司上班的第一天，开早会。经理说：“公司空调坏了，最近天热，你们能少穿就少穿点……特别是女同志，千万别中暑了。”我突然感觉这个公司，我没白来。

7.（The owner just changed his mobile phone number, wanted to amuse his wife, sent her a message: fate is doomed, want to know you and his fate? Please send your real name and his real name, such as Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong. The consultation fee is one yuan. A minute later, the boss received the names of his wife and his brother...）

老板刚换的手机号，想逗一逗妻子，给她发了条信息：缘分天注定，想知道你和他的缘分么？请发送你和他的真实姓名，如：小明，小红。咨询费一元一条。过了一分钟，老板收到了他妻子和他兄弟的名字……

8.（How hard can a person's mouth be? Clearly no money, but also rush to pay; Clearly no hair, also said that it was evolution; Clearly dark eyes, a few circles also said that Xiu Xian; Clearly no object also said that they just do not want to find... To be clear, who did I provoke?）

人可以嘴硬到什么程度？明明没钱了还抢着买单；明明没头发了还说那是进化；明明眼都黑几圈了还说在修仙；明明没对象还说自己只是不想找。。。明明说，我招谁惹谁了？

不容易啊